Well, it’s just another day in the life of our Redpath tenants living it up on our amenities terrace. Let’s tune in and see what they’re up to today:
Suzy: Listen Bernard, I think you should be –
Bernard: I know what I’m doing. Do you think I’ve never handled a barbeque before?
Suzy: I just — you’re just — URGHHH.
Bernard: Suzy, this isn’t the first time I’ve made a chocolate bar salad before, alright.
Candice: Think I should tell them to keep it down? They’re really killing my meditation and believe me when I say, after the day I’ve had at work, I need it!
Leslie: No, no. They’ll stop in a minute. Their food is probably almost finished.
Candice: Okay, fine.
*10 minutes go by*
Leslie: So, mind if I ask what happened at work today?
Candice: No, no it’s alright. I just – oh god it was terrible – I mean, I didn’t get my lunch break and I think someone has been stealing my pens. Like, seriously, who steals a pen? Ugh and my boss was just going on and on and on about weekly sales reports…
*Leslie picks up her towel and water bottle and leaves*
Kathy: See Carl, I told you plastic underpants melt.
Carl, I’m not Satisfied yet. Ryan, can I borrow your shoes?
Ryan: What for?
Carl: For Science, Ryan. Jeez, stop being such a wet blanket.
Ryan Okay, you’re not going to throw these in the fire pit are you? Because they’re my only pair.
Carl: Come on, Would I do something like that? Kathy, hand me the lighter fluid.